Larry's Profile
Entry: Morning Docket 2.13.09
posted by Larry
Feb 13, 2009 9:49AM
Larry David: [Aloud] Scum-sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York: Bum! Fuck, turd, fart... cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls!
Restaurant Manager: Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit!
Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!
Susie Greene: [Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Cheryl's Dad: Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.
Richard Lewis: Pussy pig fucker!
Jeff Greene's Dad: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!
[Everyone in the restaurant is now laughing hysterically]
Entry: If You Show Me Yours, I'll Show You Mine
(Or: A casual comparison of severance packages.)
posted by Larry
Feb 20, 2009 2:26PM
You stay classy, Shearman and Sterling!
Entry: And There's Gonna Be Hell to Pay, At The End Of The Day...
posted by Larry
Feb 13, 2009 9:46AM
Prett-y good Elie. Prett-y, prett-y, prett-y, prett-y good.