I know this is sort of vague but any information whatsoever that I couldn’t glean off of their website would be much appreciated…
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Entry: The Closing Belle: Your Negativity Makes Me Want To Aspirate Repeatedly Into My Oxygen Mask
posted by girl
Oct 29, 2008 4:17PM
Muffie got even uglier! I wasn't aware this was possible
Entry: The Closing Belle: Your Negativity Makes Me Want To Aspirate Repeatedly Into My Oxygen Mask
posted by girl
Oct 29, 2008 4:44PM
Yes, it's written by EP, which is why she is so fucking annoying.
And no, that's not Bess, she is much cuter.
posted by girl
Nov 20, 2008 1:06PM
Hypothetically, how many flights out of 43 will 'my hungover friend wearing 4-inch heels' make it down before she boots on the person in front of her?
Entry: Take Note, Brady Dougan
posted by girl
Dec 02, 2008 12:44PM
I'm curious anal, what exactly would you do to her? Because when I tried to imagine that all I saw was you wearing a giant diaper and a bonnet while she ordered you around her room...
Entry: Take Note, Brady Dougan
posted by girl
Dec 02, 2008 7:36PM
My first post in weeks and thats how you welcome me back? Geez anal, let a girl have some fun!
Entry: Here's Hoping You Can Keep This Sort Of Thing Up As A Bank Holding Company
posted by girl
Dec 03, 2008 11:58AM
When is it going to snow already damnit? I want to be in that cabin right now
Entry: Here's Hoping You Can Keep This Sort Of Thing Up As A Bank Holding Company
posted by girl
Dec 03, 2008 12:03PM
A big burly man who likes to chop wood?
and cashmere socks. definitely the socks.
Entry: Layoffs Watch '08: AQR
posted by girl
Dec 04, 2008 5:22PM
Frazzini is an astonishngly bright, charming, and dear individual. These pathetic attacks against him are transparent in their jealousy.
Oh DB commenters, what an asinine bunch you are.
Entry: You Know This Would Look Great On Angelo Mozilo
posted by girl
Dec 05, 2008 2:47PM
wow people are still debating whether Oj did it? It's like 7th grade all over again in here, minus my awkward obsession with jonathan taylor thomas...
Entry: Rent Dan Loeb By The Hour
posted by girl
Dec 08, 2008 3:21PM
Hookers don't read W and VF, they read Cosmopolitan, otherwise known as 88,456 ways to give a blow job.
Entry: Rent Dan Loeb By The Hour
posted by girl
Dec 08, 2008 4:12PM
Actually i did a survey of all of your girlfriends, by whom i mean the haggardly little asians you pay to carress you while you cry into the sleeves of your Junior Boys department blazer sleeves.
Entry: Advice To Our Hedge Fund Friends, Courtesy Of AQR
posted by girl
Dec 10, 2008 2:38PM
My alter ego Shaniqua is snapping her fingers all up in this piece- nice work, Beth.
On the other hand, my actual-ego loves a dude with the balls to say what he means, without employing the services of some idiot PR girl while he hides behind a curtain twiddling his thumbs; even if he does appear bat-shit crazy for doing so. If everyone kept it real a little, the world would be a much more colorful place to exist.
Entry: Advice To Our Hedge Fund Friends, Courtesy Of AQR
posted by girl
Dec 10, 2008 3:09PM
@ HAM - rawwr :)
youtube is blocked @ the office but i'll watch it at home.
@ Lowly- there is a Wutang, business mtg version of smthg? send.
Entry: Advice To Our Hedge Fund Friends, Courtesy Of AQR
posted by girl
Dec 10, 2008 4:07PM
Thanks @ Lowly Assistant!
Entry: Jamie Dimon: Banks Must Stop Enabling Junkie Whores, Prepare For Tough '09
posted by girl
Dec 11, 2008 4:00PM
@ 24 LOL
Entry: Hot Tips
posted by girl
Dec 16, 2008 2:00PM
These girls epitomize what my brother has always referred to as "Hedge-fund-wife-'pretty' ": Sack of bones, horsey face, and 600 dollar highlights in assorted shades of darkish blonde.
Other non-visible shared qualities of the species include the ability to make other girls at Greenwich Country Day/Choate/Bar Mart cry on a daily basis, sleeping with circa 200 guys at Brown, and quietly nursing a cocaine habit while publicly scoffing at anyone who smokes cigarettes.
Entry: Caption Contest Monday
posted by girl
Jan 05, 2009 12:07PM
Those square toe shoes in the background are hurting my eyes.
@ Clown Capital- that's my favorite.
Entry: Caption Contest Monday
posted by girl
Jan 05, 2009 2:19PM
@ 58- ha that's what my brother used to say- "if she smokes she fucks". For the record, not true.
Hey Cluzo. I took a hiatus to cure my disgust at EP's writing inabilities
Entry: Madoff Family's Last Remaining Asset?
posted by girl
Jan 05, 2009 4:26PM
Dear bumbling, psuedo preppy idiot in the blue tie,
Cant turn a ho into a housewife
Hos dont act right
Theres hos on a mission, an hoes on a crackpipe
Hey ho how ya doin, where ya been?
Prolly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again.
Best,
Girl
Entry: Mazel Tov
posted by girl
Oct 29, 2008 12:44PM
Is this like the Forbes Billionaire List where the only single guy is inbred and cross-eyed? Because if so, this list is of no use to me.