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Panty Raid! Victoria’s Secret Gets Robbed

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The London bike thieves have struck again, this time smashing into Sonia Rykiel’s store on Brook Street.

Meanwhile, a new string of American style stealing is on the rise:

Someone’s planning heists at Victoria’s Secret.

A month ago, a burgled store in Fairfield, Connecticut reported the theft of 100 bras from their Pink line. And last week, the same thieves stole over $4000 dollars worth of bras.

The investigating officer says, “We have some people who steal strange things.” He’s probably imagining a bizarre lingerie fetish, but we think he’s wrong.

With the loads of lingerie appearing on major runways this season, it’s clear the thief just wants to be in fashion.

—BRITT ABOUTALEB

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