Mass chaos at the Sinha Stanic show:

After publicists failed to control the crowd coming into one of London Fashion Week’s hottest tickets, a swell of show goers bum-rushed the entrance - almost knocking over a temporary wall at the On/Off site.

It took five fashion editors, all in perilous stilettos, to hold the wall in place until a security team was able to reach the scene of the style crime. The incident may reflect poorly on some, but at least we can report that fashion editors definitely eat - and also pump iron.

The near-collapse of a Fashion Week venue had some nervous for today’s lineup.

“If this is what it’s like here,” croaked one well-heeled heroine before skipping the show entirely, “I’m terrified for Giles.”

We’re bringing a hard hat.