[Lights up on Freeman’s Alley, where impossibly layered people stand, smoke, stare. Enter Cory Kennedy, in a Grey Ant jumper, with photographer Terry Richardson. Spotlight on Fashionista, in the corner, in a Marc slip dress. She is happy to see Cory, but exhausted.]
Fashionista: Hello pretty girl!
Cory: Heeeeey.
Fashionista: So what have you been doing in New York?
Cory: [A dead-on imitation of Clueless] Oh, you know, stuff.
Fashionista: Ha, yeah, I bet you’re so busy, like, designing a line for Urban Outfitters.
[a pause that’s too long.]
Fashionista: Oh. Gosh.
Cory: Who told you that? How do you know that? Did you talk to the Urbans people?!
Fashionista: I can’t reveal my champagne… I mean, my sources. Ooh, look, Ellen Von Unwerth is staring at you. Let’s go talk to her!
[THE END]
posted by guest
Sep 07, 2007 11:17AM
i thought you said you were going to start talking about fashion today and stop name-dropping.