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Get ready for a new Urban Outfitters shipment, which brings to the men’s department some faux House of Holland tees.

Instead of designer names or model catcalls, both of which would be lost on most Urban fans, the shirts will have lyrics from classic rap songs instead.

“But that’s so dumb,” remarked a fashion editor to us this weekend, “Because the whole point of the shirts is that they rhyme.

Okay, so… SORRY LUDACRIS, BUT I’M A PRISS…?

You guys are way better at this than me… make something up below.

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posted by a lady

Apr 09, 2007 11:07AM

HEY JAY, WANNA PLAY?
ADAM C., YOU HYPNOTIZE ME
SET ME FREE, TALIB KWELI

wait, though...lyrics, or rappers? because if it's lyrics, it'll be stuff like
BIGGIE BIGGIE BIGGIE, CAN'T YOU SEE?
SHE'S CRAFTY: AND SHE'S JUST MY TYPE
or
IT"S TRICKY TO RHYME ON TIME

right?

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posted by The Spartanette

Apr 09, 2007 2:16PM

Well if it's rappers I think something along the lines of...

Get me bent
50 Cent

But it sounds like it'll be lyrics to me, in which case I'd say...

My anaconda don't want none
Unless you got buns, hon

I mean, what's more classic than Sir Mix A Lot?

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posted by Brittany

Apr 09, 2007 3:11PM

And if you don't know, now you know. - "Juicy" by Biggie Smalls

Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head. - "The Message" by Grandmaster Flash

"It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under. - "The Message" by Grandmaster Flash

(would those be too many words?)

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posted by Flourescent Adolescent

Apr 09, 2007 3:56PM

LET'S GO SPOON
MF DOOM

I WANT YOUR COCK
AESOP ROCK

YOU'RE LOTS OF FUN
KRS1

SHAKE THAT THANG
SUGAR HILL GANG

this is fun.

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posted by a lady

Apr 09, 2007 6:39PM

I want the aesop rock one.

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posted by totesbazaar

Apr 09, 2007 6:43PM

going forward im not drinking when we go to dinner.

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posted by casey

Apr 10, 2007 2:51AM

I effing hate Urban. Ugh.

And ps
WHY CAN'T YOU RHYME
TEK NI9E

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posted by FlourescentAdolescent

Apr 10, 2007 5:19PM

haa nice tek ni9e one!
i really should stop... but i can't


YOU'RE THE BEST
TRIBE CALLED QUEST

YOUR MY PICK
BOOT CAMP CLIK

youre the man
timbaland

GIMMI A HUG
SLIM THUG

LAY IT ON ME
EPMD

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